Vive la France hau hau

Some tasty morsel I picked up on the beach!



Bonjour my fellow frenchmen. Hehe. I haven't posted on my blog since ages since I really didn't feel like it but I don't want to deprave you from my lovely pics. Vive la france. Haha.



Oh lala where is my croissant. I seem to have misplaced it. Cherie where did you put it?



I just had to take a picture of this ice cream place we saw in Italy. "Sir I'll take two with extra cream on top..."



Some frenchie was following me dunno why...

Swiss Spring...Ahem

Me and Mick Hick on a lovely spring day trying to make this tree look good. Oooh yah.



My beautiful baby trying to look poetic and deep. Snicker. (She was actually sleeping)



"Humda humda baby did you see the hoohas on that one?"



Open season for swam tickling...

Party time

Playing the toilet paper mummy game. We won. YAY!!



Um yeah it's not what it looks. Hehe. This is liek the orange game except you have to pass the ring around with pencils...



Mine and JM's proud work... (And Joanna looking like she just needs some breathing space. I think we smothered her...)



No man I don't want you to grab my ass!! (Hey don't these guys have a drinking quota??) Har...

Foolish times

Here we are in Deutschland posing like the lovely fools we are...



Awww poor Chris is sad cause he's not getting a piece of the action. Someone please throw him a cookie...

Brunschy love

Hey girl, you lookin' mighty cute in them jeans...



Smile and wave hun...



Skanking around by the tree!



More skanking in da bushes...



Amoreeeee.....

Brazilian Christmas

Singing Phantom of the Opera songs with my cousin (who studies opera).



This is where everyone loses to me. Yay.



Me and my cousin trying to spread the Christmas spirit.



My twin cousins trying to be sexy. Guys stop staring at the hoohoos. Hehe.



Um yeah here they are again.



Pondering the meaning of life.



This is where we hang most of the time. Drinking by the pool.







Alors ou est Jean-Pierre? Tu peux le trouver?



"Smile though you´re losing badly, smile though you´ll pay me sadly."



Here are most of us cousins all bunched up together. The other 5 million went to crowd another city.



I´m not in the mood so don´t mess with me.



Our makeshift bar. Wanna know what he´s pouring?...



Look closely. The lad is drinking detergent. What sun won´t do to some people.



Yup drinkin´again.

Porto de Galinhas

So Porto de Galinhas means chicken port and I have no idea why they called it that. Don´t know if it´s cause they grew lots of chickens or cause the sailors were pansy freaks but anyway it´s a nice beach resort near where I´m staying and my relatives rented a big house right by the beach where we can just chill.

(PS: For those of you who are wondering; no I haven´t aged twenty years it´s just the beard and I really am not doped. Just looks that way. :P)



Trying to make bumming out look like a lot of hard work.



I promise you doggie some day I´ll roast you.



These retards are what I have to put up with as cousins. Nah just kidding they´re great kids that are sweet and sassy and do da jungle boogie.